Cave Eyes


when a person’s eyes are set so far back into there head that it resembles a cave. easily identified by the natural shading that this condition causes.also it has been discussed by military that osama bin laden is actually hiding in the cave eyes of an al-queda operative in america, since this is the last place special forces would look. this condition is very rare and mainly affects white males in the south.
ex1: look at that guy over there he has to be from the south, he has the deepest set of cave eyes ever.

ex2: brent was questioned the other day by the c.i.a because his cave eyes were rumored to be hiding al-queda and taliban fighters.

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