cawk slawp



a substance similar to a yogurty pancake. basically rotten c-m, sometimes fed to barnyard animals or hipster g-ys. similar to c-ck slop but more slawpy.
hipster f-ggot~ this c-wk slawp is particularly c-m raggy and extra slawpy, thanks dad!

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