Cayenne Fire Ring


a condition of the -n-s encountered after the consumption of extremely spicey foods. generally induced from cayenne, habanero and jalepeno peppered snacks and mixes. condition does not occur until defecation afterwhich the -n-s will burn for minutes or up to a half hour or more depending on digestive system tolerance. recommended treatments include ice cubes, medicated pads and rags with witch hazel, creams, ointments, and salves.
after consuming an entire can of original juan spicy trail mix, leroy experienced a firey -ss explosion that burned like batter acid which resulted in a cayenne fire ring that burned for several minutes until he shoved a wash rag soaked in witch hazel on his -ss crack.

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