Cayley
a pirate that scours the seven seas. if you are unlucky enough to meet a cayley on the ocean, expect to be in davy jones locker within a matter of moments.
this unique type of pirate will also send a grown man to his knees with just a mere glare. so beware of any cayley’s you may encounter.
landlubber: is it true that a cayley has killed over 1000 men?
knowledgeable pirate: mate, try doubling that.
the f-ing s-xxiieesstt girl i know
iloveher so much daymm
she is ma b-tch
cayley is so tight
the most amazing beautiful best friend in the world. she is so likable its crazy. we have everything in common. love ya!
person 1:wow she’s looks like a really cool person.
person 2: that’s my bff cayley
unf, the s-xiest lady to ever walk duh earfttt.
she is so pretty, and hawt. stalkers 24/7 breh.
don’t f-ck wit dis gurl, bekawz she iz a beast and will kill you. baack awf mmkaie.
girl 1: omfg cayley is so pretty.
girl 2: you will never have be as good as cayley.
girl 3: cayley will lead this world into peace and happiness.
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