CB East
a well know high school in the central bucks areaof pa, close to trenton. the typical student here comes from a rich family and has never worked for a thing in their life. a typical student will be seen wearing american eagle or abercrombie, the general female populace whor themselves out to the jocks, niether of which group actually has any sort of depth or character.
although it is one of the most sought after school for enrollment, many of the students barely know how to sit quietly for an hour, let alone listen to the teacher and learn something. the grade average in cb east is about a c minus, brought up from a solid d by the few people who actually utilize the schools wonderful cirriculum.
although rare, there are a few people who are either enrolled at this school or have survived three grades of brutal conformity and social pressure to become a conformist, coporate wh-r-, who are not completey lost, but many times these people become something much worse. these people are usually branded as geeks or wierd, but are often worse than either of the aformentioned groups. this group includes those who pretend not to be conformist by joining some other group, such as the much hated emos or manga creeps. avoid these people at all costs.
even in this h-llish envirnoment, there are some who are still nice people. look for those who are not part of a seemingly close-knit group. others identifiers include listening to metal and having a general lack of fashion sense.
as a side note, due to the extreme social environments presented here in cb east and the previuos schools those here have attended, such as tohickon, unami, and the mini-east, holicong, all students of this school are either completely numb emotionally, suicidal, or angry. beware however; attempts to goad those of this species will often result in violent outbursts and extreme pain.
kid 1- “hey you suck i hate you.”
kid2- “i don’t care i’m from cb east.”
kid1- “screw you, you p-ssy!”
kid2 proceeds to dismember kid1- “i told you, i’m from cb east.”
Read Also:
- Snaffling
unexpected but enjoyed oral s-x she was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling
- Snorlax Stuffing
the act of s-xual intercourse with an overly large disgusting woman i was drrunk and went snorlax stuffing
- Lindsturd
someone with a very large v-g-n-. normally a female but in rare cases can be male. for some reason if you see them around they tend to drive white chevy cobalts. look at that lindst-rd driving down the sidewalk!
- elephant balls
elephant b-lls ; irregular shaped t-st-cl-s which look like an elephants -ss or ears. the b-lls shape is often of a flatter and plumper size. the t-st-cl-s often are best fore two cats in a bath tube. i like your elephant b-lls , they look perfect for two cats in a bath tube
- Emergency book
temporarily reactivating the facebook account that you have long since deactivated and abandoned in order to add and message a girl you recently met in person but whose number you were not able to get. the rules and procedure of emergency book: 1) the girl must be someone you actually met in real life 2) […]