CBWGS
cwgs(chronic baesic white girl syndrome) is a growing epidemic among caucasian females. the disease causes:
-starbucks cravings such as pumpkin spice lattes
-excessive use of iphones to tweet, snapchat, and take instagram photos of everything they eat
-wear uggs and scarves in any temperature, even summer temperature
-use dialect such as “ilybae”, “bae”, and “i can’t even” without saying a specific action
emma used to be so individualistic, then she contracted cbwgs.
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