CCP
certified c-ck pleaser.
a girl who gives head. all the time.
(haylee bickerstaff)
wow that suck mad d-ck, shes a ccp.
chocolate-chip pancakes
my dad baked some delicious ccp’s this morning before i went out to play with my band.
a russian vodka company and its named brand liquor beverage so named because of close ties with other communist countries, not to be named in polite society.
in mother russia, ccp drinks you
a large gaping hole in the universe. a monsterous beast that devours everything that enters it. a monster with tentacles, that oozes blood, puss, and s-m-n. a sl-ts v-g-n-.
omg i got eaten by ccp last night!
oh my god ccp wants you. you better run
the company that currently runs the online roleplaying game “eve online”, the largest online game given that all the players play on the 1 single server “tranquility” and is open 23/7 and 1 hour of the day dedicated to daily maintanance. known for being incredibly late for anything and everything and the technical support being close to non-existent. with every new “patch” they release, they somehow manage to p-ss off 99% of all the players who play it (the other 1% being noobs who don’t know sh-t)
todays downtime is extended, due to a server hotfix.
guy 1: i guess it’s gonna be a while before we can play.
guy 2: lol. we aren’t gonna be able to play at all tonight.
guy 1: why?
guy 2: errr, remember how long the game was down when ccp said it’d only be down for an extra half an hour?
guy 1: oh yeah. it didn’t start up till the next day
call the cell peace. used as an aol instant messenger abbreviation.
chillin’ at the pool hall…
ccp
holy h-ll hole that drains life on a daily basis
ccp is killing me
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