cdiggitty

one of the coolest guys you’ll ever meet. tries to be a bad-ss but deep down he’s got a heart of gold. good listener. loves hockey. says he’s not a big videogame player but is. will do anything for anyone. gorgeous smile. has eyes you can stare into for hours, but then he’ll call you gay. goofy but mature. is allergic to something that inhibits at least 10,000 really popular meals and asks if said ingredient is in everything before he eats it, even things that would never contain said ingredient. gorgeous but won’t admit it. awesome in bed. traveler. talented at musical instruments, photography, singing. drives like a bat out of h-ll though he claims he doesn’t have road rage. calls people “son” and says “yeah boy!” a lot when he’s been drinking. thinks he’s fat but has a s-xy body. healthy but can down a bag of doritos in the blink of an eye. pickle fanatic. loves big b–bs but dates girls without them and tells them he doesn’t mind. frequently sees something he likes and decides to buy it when he wins powerball. loves learning about new things. is a good dancer but only busts a move or two every few minutes and only when a song he really likes comes on. when he walks into a room, someone might yell “c-diggitty!” very sociable and you think he likes you even if he wishes he was anywhere but talking to you. used to not be as big of a dog person as he is now. thinks drinking a red bull over the course of 4 hours will give him a sudden boost of energy. very successful.
“cdiggitty is the sh-t, son!”