Cedar Point

an amus-m-nt park in sandusky, ohio. has been voted ‘best park on the planet’ eight years in a row. opened in 1870 on the banks of lake erie. is famed not only for its number of rollercoasters but also for its number of record breaks. some of its popular rollercoasters include:

blue streak (1964)
cedar creek mine ride (1969)
iron dragon (1987)
raptor (1994)
millenium force (2000)
top thrill dragster (2003)

has other series of thrill rides including:

power tower
calypso
cedar point & lake erie railroad
demon drop
the sky ride
thunder canyon
cedar point knows:

“you can’t just build them, you have to build them big”
1)the best place on earth(besides the night when you lose your virginity)
2)america’s roller coast
3)keeps the mid-west rolling
4)home of too many record breaking roller coasters
5)the home of the most coasters in america
i got such a high after going to cedar point that i want to go there again.
a really great amus-m-nt park that is about 5 minutes away from my house.
person 1: “have you ridden the dragster??”

person 2: “what- you mean the tallest, fastest ride on the planet? yeah, twice.”
a theme park in sandusky, ohio, that has repeatedly named the best park in the country. certain areas of the park are seperated into little towns, like camp snoopy, soak city (extra admission costs) and an old western area.
some of the rides are so fast and have such severe drops that you have to pick bugs from your teeth once you get off. the lines are usually super long, but if you’re lucky, you can get a fast p-ss and the ability to cut infront of 800 people who’ve been waiting for hours.
a 20oz bottle of pop costs $3.00, but water is free at every concession stand. there are many of those and many resturants.

it’s packed every single day that it’s open, even in the pouring rain. that is the perfect time to ride the water rides. unfortunately, there are always topless fat men, as well as extremely large women in bikinis.
“wanna go to cedar point next week?”
“yeah, i just love riding the biggest roller coasters in the country! i just wish those fat people would wear some clothes!”
a overly crowded amus-m-nt park in sandusky, oh. its known for taking all the good rides out and putting in lame ones & having a gay pride day on fathers day. the only good thing about cedar point is the kids areas. drive the extra miles and go to kennywood :] or save your money and take your family someplace good, ex, disneyland :] (i should know, i lived in sandusky my whole life :])
want to go to cedar point?
naw, lets just go get gas and go to kennywood
ok
a highly overrated amus-m-nt park in sandusky, oh. characterized by its over saturation of redundant rides and lack of trees and sceney, as well as a complete lack of theming consistancy.
person 1: want to go to cedar point today?
person 2: no… i’d rather drive the extra couple of hours to kennywood. too bad those b-st-rds closed geauga lake, now that was a real park!
the horrible pain one feels when the d-ld- and or phallus is inserted into the -n-s without proper and/or enough lubrication.
jimmy felt the cedar point because steven was low on lube.