Celebrian
either:
1. elrond’s elvish wife from lord of the rings
2. the t-tle of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of sm-tfic ever written in any fandom. celebrian, the fanfic, gives an “alternative” account of what happened to celebrian while she was held captive by orcs. for those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist’s “lavender l-b–” (a good indication that the “author” has never seen a woman’s bits before). strapped-on d-ld-s inserted into the -n-s, b–st–lity, blow-jobs and watermelon sized br–sts are also involved.
“my lavender l-b– loves celebrian!” (quoted from an avatar)
either:
1. the name of elrond’s elvish wife in the lord of the rings
2. the t-tle of what is considered by many to be the worst example of sm-tfic ever written in any fandom. the story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist’s “lavender l-b–“. watermelon sized br–sts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
this fic should not be read by anyone sober. ever.
“my lavender l-b– loves celebrian!” (quoted from an avatar)
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