celebrity wank


pleasuring oneself over celebrities – usually the hollywood smoking-hot kind but any tv munter would qualify if that’s your thing.
-dude are you coming mountain biking?

-no it’s raining so i’m staying home and having a celebrity w-nk over that tramp from eastenders with the m-ssive norks

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