Celebutaunt


a celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. they prance around doing d list vh1 spots and making an -ss of themselves. look for fake blond hair, fake b–bs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.

to fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. run for your life.
did you see that celebutaunt chasing greg? too bad tommy lee wasn’t here to distract her.

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