Celeurbate
is the concept of specialized celebration. a person would celeurbate alone, in a singular manner, celebrating through the exercise of masturbation. many people find this a hard concept to grasp, as to them the act of masturbation is in and of itself, an act of celebration. this is not the case. masturbation is simply the act of having s-x without the benefit of a partner, although the is still being debated, this is the accepted definition. likewise usually, under normal conditions masturbation is not an accepted tactic used in celebration; in principle and technically speaking masturbation and celebration are two separate practices , the combination of the two are in and of itself a strictly separate action.
kenny: “hey dave”
dave: “hey kenny”
kenny: “dave…why do you look so happy?”
dave: “well…kenny, you know how i like to go park behind loaf n’ jug, on my lunch break and sketch or draw on a canvas?”
kenny: “yes…”
dave: “ well…today before i got down to sketching on a new canvas i went into loaf n’ jug and bought a lottery ticket. the ticket was a $500 winner! i was so happy that i decided to celeurbate!”
kenny: “cool!!!, wait…what!?!, you sick f-cker!”
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