Celf-Portrait
a self portrait taken by a cell phone camera, normally pointing into a mirror, popular for facebook profile pics and text flirting
examples of a celf-portrait are self explanatory but usually consist of facebook profile pics, pics sent via text, or any use of the need for a quick pic of yourself
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