cell phone salute
when one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.
“dude i didn’t know you were a n-z-.”
“i’m not. i have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be p-ssed”
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