Cellphone Pimp
those people at the mall…(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. the most common phrases heard from these schmucks is “who is your carrier?,” “what kind of phone do you have?, “who is your service with?” these guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of zoisters who are in the same species as those telemarketing t-rd-links.
cellphone pimp: “what kind of phone you got?”
me: a d-ckfor 3000
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