cellphoneafile


it’s when someone annoyingly dials and/or texts your cell phone. they finger f-ck their own cell phone to try and get you to answer their multiple phone calls or reply to their repeated texts.

often referred to as “blowing my phone up”!
lilly: this -sshole got my number off my facebook wall and he is cellphoneafileing me!

c-ssi: what do you mean?

lilly: he’s is a is finger f-cking his phone to death more than a pedafile on a playground does!

c-ssi: hahaha i get it!

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