cellphonia demensia
to have obcessive use of one’s cellphone, blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, u could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your english final. and that sucks. alot
karen went to the doctors after getting a f on her english final, fearing the worst. after a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.
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