Cellutarded


when you receive a text on your cell phone long after the point the other person was trying to make has p-ssed.
(for people that get off work @ 5) receiving the test that says “d-mn, still one hour left” at 4:34
girl 1: you don’t get off work til 5:30? i thought it was 5.
girl 2: i do get off at 5, my phone was being cellutarded

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