cereal box zombie


a person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.this can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!-#- morning.zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved ethiopian.
you don’t even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

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