Ceres


a small hick town. filled with loud mexican music and stuck up white people. the high school is actually a boxing ring and there is never anything to do. except eat and get f-cked up.
ceres, ca
oh my f-cking heeby jeebys. i f-cking hate ceres!
a beautiful and intelligent woman that doesn’t take anyone sh-t.
isn’t cere great?!
g-ddess of agriculture, grain, and fertility
man, look at all those kids she has, she is such a ceres
also known as the roman goddess demeter
isnt ceres hot?!
a frequent user of gaiaonline. this well-known member who mostly posts in the general discussion (gd) became prominent when several threads containing pictures of her b–bs were posted. she is also known for posting girly .gif files in every post (usually unicorns, sparkles and bunnies) which p-sses off a lot of other gaians. for the most part, she’s an okay person. users tend to either love her or hate for her gigantic and natural b–bs. supposedly her gaian bff is pear kitten-also known for her nude pictures and videos shown on gaiaonline.

despite the fact that she has had fame thrown in her face, c e r e s does not want it, which makes it that much funnier that she is well known now.

example 1-
person 1: “dude did you see that thread about c e r e s?
person 2: “the one with the b–bs? omfg! -fap fap fap-”

example 2-
“i can’t stand the posts that c e r e s makes in the gd! they take up the whole screen!”
n. a skull-looking, loose girl who loves smoking pot.
“that ceres is stoned again! run before you get hit on by a dead pharaoah!”

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