Chaconian


an individual that always wears chacos. temperature does not matter to the true chaconian. if it’s 30 degrees, or 120 degrees, a chaconian will be in their chacos. elements and location does not matter to the true chaconian. if it’s raining, snowing or storming, a chaconian will be in their chacos. if they are at the beach, kayaking, playing ultimate, or rock climbing, a true chaconian will be in their chacos. to the chaconian, chacos are much more than a pair of awesome sandals, it’s a lifestyle.
guy #1:”did you see that guy wearing his chacos yesterday? he must be crazy! it was snowing!”
guy #2:”he’s not crazy! he’s a chaconian!”

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