most well rounded man in the world. true definition of a real man, this is the person you want on your side. he can fix just about anything and cook at the same time.
chad bowes has done just about everything known to man, if it can be done i know he’s the man for the job.
- platform bowling
the process of going to any (usually london) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters. e.g. “yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night”
- the ship
a national championship in college football. bama’s gonna win the ship tonight!
a pokémon that’s also a giant pikachu. except it’s just a big ape with some wires on the back and barely useful. not really good and no one uses it compet*tively. trainer 1: hey can i see your pokémon trainer 2: sure trainer 1: why do you even use electivire lol trainer 2: isn’t he […]
- express love
express love is the pain of having a crush on your regular fedex or ups driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the internet just to get a glimpse of him (her). i’m in express love with alan, my ups driver. he’s dreamy.