Chad Hair


two words used to describe someones hair when
it looks like they’ve poured the excess grease from
a wendys frier all over it.
it is used to express the digust someone feels when
seeing a stringy mess of ‘cafeteria fried noodle-like hair’
coming out of a persons head.
named after the lead singer of nickleback, chad kroeger
the ultimate leader of all greasers.
leanne: wow.. did you see wilsons hair today?
melanie: yes, freakin a! hes had major chad hair all week

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