Chad Johnson


one of the most exciting wide recievers in the nfl. currently plays for the cincinnati bengals. he’s known for his c-cky att-tude and creative touchdown celebrations.
chad johnson just caught a p-ss.
the definition of a good wide reciever. he talks the talk, and can back that sh-t up, because he has am-ssed over 1,100 receiving yards in each of four seasons in the nfl. there is only one real ocho cinco baby, and he is here to stay.
there are three things guaranteed in life:
1) death
2) taxes
3) number 85 will always be open

here’s a question, take your time, its a tough one.
how do you stop number 85?
answer: you can’t baby, nothing can stop chad johnson.
one of the best wide receivers in the world. also known as “ocho cinco”.
chad johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.
when you get so angry at someone you commit the act of headb-tting the dog sh-t out of them.
i’m gonna “chad johnson” your -ss if you don’t get out of my face with that bullsh-t!
chad johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole nfl. hes got 4 str8 years leading the afc in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole nfl. his celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. if you don’t believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. ocho cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame
chad johnson is such a beast that he cannot be stopped….most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. if there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open…

bengals to the superbowl…

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