Chad Kroeger
the hideous singer of the equally hideous band nickelback often referred to in australia by radio station triple m as the paddlepop lion, a popular ice cream icon due to his “post grunge” grotesqueness. also bears uncanny resemblence to scott stapp of creed, both physically and musically. composes “hit” songs all of which seem to centre around a faux existential protagonist (himself) wallowing in sentimentality after heartbreak. recently called out for his recycling of the bland “you remind me” for new single “photograph”, the two having the exact same guitar riffs and “melodies”, but with nickelback this is par for the course. for some bizzare reason has sold approximately 20 million records worlwide 13.5 million in the usa alone, i blame this on the mediocrity of mtv and america in general. this man is a shame to the wonderful canadian music industry and in fact canada itself. was owned whilst performing at a metal festival in portugal when a corageous audience member threw rocks at him, after which he stormed offstage. charged in september 06 with drunk driving, we have yet to hear another agonising musical memoir doc-menting this travesty but undoubtedly in will go double platinum upon its release.
jack: “is that scott stapp?”
sally: “nooo it’s chad kroeger”
harry: “but it looks like the paddlepop lion!”
i feel like drowning my existentialist sorrows in burboun, remedial guitar riffs and annoying raspy vocals-i’ve been chad kroegered.
1: co-lead guitarist for the band nickelback 2: to place one’s mouth on one’s own genitals
i walked in on phil and he was giving himself a chad kroeger
1.verb-when someone commits hara-kiri(a form of ritual suicide.) after listening to a nickelback song.
jeff commited chad kroeger after he listened to “how you remind me”.
chad kroeger (born november 15, 1974 in hanna, alberta) is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for the canadian rock band nickelback.
chad kroeger is awesome on guitar!
a rock god who hails from the usa. he originally started out in the band nickleback, and has also release one other solo terrible song which was on the spiderman soundtrack. he know owns his own record label, which has signed the equally untalented “theory of a deadman”. he is known for his backward arch while he plays guitar.
“if you listen very carefully, i sing with a whisper in my voice” – chad kroeger
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