chafing
to rub and cause irritation or friction. chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.
“mr. gym teacher, can i stop running!?!?”
“no. why?”
“chafing!!!! -p-sses out-”
to have someone or yourself rub your p-n-s to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed
i was so h-rny i jacked off 4 times and then my p-n-s started chafing.
usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
after walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the p-n-s will chafe on the denim.
or
to chafe
after seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. incinuating that the p-n-s has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
when repeated gives off a more important vibe. the more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.
“what a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. i need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show”
“check that dirt out! chafe chafe chafe!!”
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