Chai Teabag
this is a spin on the cl-ssic teabag. it does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. the following ingredients are required: one n-ts-ck; one t-rd, a load of s-m-n and a snippet of pubic hair. first, slather your n-ts-ck in excrement. please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. while waiting for the excrement to encrust your b-lls, vigorously m-st-rb-t- into a martini gl-ss. once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. drop the pubic hairs into the martini gl-ss filled with s-m-n, making sure to mix everything together. then, carefully dip your sh-t-encrusted t-st-cl-s into the martini gl-ss. once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying n-ts-ck all over his or her face.
did you know that the reason caesar was -ss-ssinated was because chai teabagged brutus?
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