Chair Rape
when someone puts their foot on the bar on the bottom of your chair. commonly accepted, though not appreciated. everyone likes to do it, but not receive it.
guy 1: “get your foot off!”
guy 2: “no, it’s super comfy!”
guy 1: “chair rape!!!1”
guy 2: “chillax, at least we don’t have any real problems…”
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