chairanoia
a feeling of fear and paranoia while riding an exposed chairlift at a ski resort. the sensation resembles fear of heights or vertigo. it often induces feelings of queasiness in one’s stomach, and in severe cases, it has been known to induce weenie tickle. chairanoia can happen to anyone, including experienced skiers who are extremely stoned or suffering from a bad case of hangxiety.
dude, i can’t pull tubes before skiing at jackson. going over those cliffs on the sublette lift gives me mad chairanoia.
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