Chairfart


part of speech: verb

this sound is almost identical to a real fart. a chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. a chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. school, church, meeting room, etc.). the cover up for a chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
-chairfart-

jim: dude did you just fart?

joe: no man, it was the chair squeaking. see look.
-proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn’t-

jim: no dude, it was totally you.

joe: no dude i swear it was the chair farting

jim: ya ok. whatever.
when the chair you are sitting on makes a noise resembling the sound of a fart, especially in leather car seats or swiveling chairs. this is very annoying 100% of the time.
“pfffffftttttt”
girl: “eww what was that!?”
guy: “relax, just a chair fart.”
when one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.
john: dude did you just fart?

mike: what?! no, that was just a chair fart!

john: then what’s that smell?

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