Chalamps
chalamps
“chalamps” is a non-word. it represents whatever you want it to. most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. please see the example for further clarity.
please note the following examples are all tried and tested:
two people talking. one guy wants to leave.
“hey man i gotta get going i’ve got a chalamps, and it can’t wait.”
“oh, er, ok… cool. later”
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the point of chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. it works especially well when har-ssed by salesmen. they will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
girl selling drinks:
“hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?”
“i’m sorry love, my throat’s burning because i’ve got a chalamps and patrone would just aggravate it.”
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chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
“hey man, you can’t park here!”
“oh no it’s fine, i spoke to peter, and he told me if i came to drop off the chalamps before 12 or after 1, i could, but had to make it quick otherwise the chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously.”
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