chalkboard
having s-x with a black woman and -j-c-l-t-ng on her, preferably all over her back.
dan could write his name, as well as complex calculus problems, on the ethiopian woman’s body, making her into his very own chalkboard; craig, however, had to stick to p-ss in the snow and geometry.
(verb) to exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as glenn beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.
man, breitbart was really chalkboarding about obama running occupy!
a term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger b–bs then usual
“dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!”
“i noticed!!!”
often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one c-ms all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.
those two b-tches got chalk boarded last night. see my name is on their stomachs.
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