Chalmers
the ability to pull in mad b-tches while sitting on stacks of money. you don’t f-ck with a chalmers, just don’t do it. not only will they beat your -ss, but they’ll probably f-ck your girlfriend or mother afterwards too. then buy all of your closest friends off of you. to be a chalmers is a gift. if you are close with a chalmers, you are financially set for the rest of your life.
“bro, chalmers f-cked your girl?!? she’s a keeper”
Read Also:
- chase sams
f-ck boy. a person who is a weak -ss p-ssy that ain’t bout sh-t. look at chase sams, that weak -ss f-ckboy
- Christmas Gin Challenge
a game predominately enjoyed by university students during the month of december. each house-mate needs a christmas themed hat and one bottle of tesco value gin shared between the whole house/flat (the cheaper and more disgusting the better). how to play: the christmas gin must be kept in the living room/communal area along with a […]
- civvie
a slang word short for “civilian,” but as a military term, has a connotation for an innocent civilian bystander not involved in a military or war. “watch your fire, troopers. we don’t want to hurt any civvies on this mission. move out!”
- clit burn
when you m-st-rb-t- so much, and you’re dry(usually close to/end of period) and your cl-t almost tears and burns. especially effective of you’ve eaten chicken wings, and then m-st-rb-t- with your fingers. did you hear shanique got cl-t burn?!? she rubbed one out so dry, i can’t touch her p-ssy!
- arse piss
the side affect of salmonella aka diarrhoea i refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me -rs- p-ss. when you are so sick that your poo comes out like p-ss. i was drinking water and it was going right through me! it was -rs- p-ss. to defecate a near water like consistency. it usually doesnt […]