Chalvey


a depressed neighborhood in slough, berkshire, which has a red light district, high immigrant population, and stores that “smell bad”.

history: a local legend began in the mid 1800s about the “chalvey stab monkey” involving an organ grinder and a stabbed monkey; the first person to get blind drunk on the anniversary of the monkey’s funeral is declared “mayor of chalvey”.

residents have been called stab-monks.
looks like i am the only white person here. i feel like i’m in chalvey!
an area of slough that is full of pakis.
“this place stinks like chalvey”, “yeah, that’s cos it’s also full of pakis, innit!”

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