Champagne Enema
champagne enema, n.
a champagne enema is when the recipient lays down on their back with their legs in the air and a bottle of champagne is inserted in the -ss and shaken. remove the bottle and let her spray the champagne in the air.
dude after we gave that girl a champagne enema we all gotta shower…
this s-x trick should be used cautiously but its a great side dish. about half a bottle should do and depends on the fact that the colon is highly vascular and champagne especially prevalent at weddings where it is served in abundance. a fast and uncomplicated way is to have the giver remove the cork carefully so as not to create the fountain of bubbles, to carefully insert it in the recipients -n-s and to gently press it inside..till the muscle contracts and seals..then shake the bottle some and let the gas do the rest..you can play with the bottle a bit and get her muscle to contract and evert till it makes a cute volcano of tissue.give it about 5 minutes and being drunk fast will be the effect if so desired. champagne is cheap but tread cautiously.
“sorry had a bit of a emergency in that maroon mini van..nothing that a large dose of tylenol won’t correct….where is that bathroom…yikes no one heard it but someone in the bridal party got a champagne enema..just a rumor ..is the shrimp ok i have cramps.
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