Champagne Flute
when an uncirc-mcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his p-n-s, forming a repository for liquids. his gay lover then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious s-m-n. once the gl-ss is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the gl-ss, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. a monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.
i invited ezra and joey out for a drink on sat-rday night, but they said they’d been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn’t make it to the bar. maybe another time though, they replied.
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