Chandler

his milk chocolate skin is loved by everyone. his purple lips will caress your v-g-n-l lips until his tongue rips it open. his d-ck is so long that the girls can’t it like when they watch the fault in our stars. keep your eyes on yo b-tch cuz chandler is c-min. his nose is covered in that cocaine and will get more. he will get you to buy him more so he can get horney enough to penetrate you through the roof. he will pop your water even if your not pregnant. he will make you deep throat him like you do to dat beer at a party.
dddaaammmnnnn this chandler is f-ckin all the girls
an amazing guy that can be a jerk but is extremly funny and sweet. he smells amazing and is average height. he may not be your first choice in a guy, but after you date him you’ll want him forever. he listens to everything you say and he’s protective if someone hurts you. you can trust him with anything and know he won’t tell anyone because it’s just who he is. he’s a great football player and swimmer. he won’t leave you for someone else, but you have to watch because that’s his problem, if he finds someone else he may date them and you too. but that isn’t common, he’s a great guy and one of the best boyfriends a girl could have. he’s cute too and the best kisser on the planet. and a girls dream guy after you get to know him.
“you’re so funny and amazing! you must be a chandler.”
suburb city of south east phoenx reppin’ the 480 all day. also known as c-town. home to a grip of pobre mexicanos looking for trabajo, as well as a good amount of upper cl-ss respectable types. on of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and jam packed full of milfs from all walks of life.
if your heading into the valley this weekedend you should stop in chandler and pick up a few ese’s to fix the roof.

if you go to a work out facility or mall in c-town you are bound to run into sweet honeys all day.
the greatest girl in the world
she’s s-xy, funny and i couldn’t live without her and her kindness.
dude! guess what?
what?
i just met the greatest girl in the world!
your kidding? what’s her name?
chandler.
1. (n)meaning one who brings light
2. (n)one who is gifted beyond measure; often on a soccer field
3. (v)to show, prove, or establish dominance over another being; often one who is inferior in skill or intellect
2. “maaaaan…did u see him? he megged 7 defenders in a row and rainbowed the keeper…twice in the same game!!!”
3. “fool u just got chandlered!”
she’s the s-xiest girl ever, she is really outgoing !
all she wants is a boyfriend who will love her for who she is, which is a party hard beauty queen.
chandler is so shy around new people
a h-rny teenage boy
chandler: hey what’s up?

girl: nm u?

chandler: just watching some p-rn 😉 let’s find somewhere to f-ck!
noun; early french for ‘candle maker’.
i was a chandler until i spilled hot wax all over my ding dong.

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