Chandleritus
‘chandleritus’ or ‘chandler disease’ is a condition named after the chandler character on the american sitcom ‘friends’. the effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. it is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious att-tude for only 3 minutes at a time. as a long term sufferer of this awful condition, i find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even p-ss the interview. so for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.
me: on the way to this interview, i saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and i panicked a little, but he went the other way.
interviewer: no, you look fine.
me: oooh h-llo, you look fine to you handsome devil. sorry i have chandleritus
friend: my nan just died.
me: where there’s a will…there’s a way, congratulations. the drinks are on you i -ssume?
friend: it’s a good job i don’t have chandleritus, i need to write the eulogy.
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