Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. changing stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• note: a person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a koala or marsupial equivalent.

• note: changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one’s facebook wall, or social network equivalent.

origin: witty gays, f-g hags, and f-g stags…

note: being elaborate in one’s description of a changing station is vital, for example • a messy changing station • ripping open a changing station • shutting a changing station so fast, one’s fingers gets caught in it • a changing station left hanging by the hinges
• jt opened a changing station on kristina’s facebook wall about hillary clinton’s pantsuits, sp-wning a ridiculous thread between josh and kristina’s gaggle of gays.

• chance wasn’t having amanda’s fascist facebook status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.