Channel One
a blatant advertising ploy which high school students are subjected to every morning. channel one bribes the school with free tvs if they broadcast the program every morning.
channel one hides under the guise of a news program, with simple commercials in between. but in reality, it is commericals with news in between.
there were anti-drug commercials on channel one.
a stupid “news” segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv’s.
it consists of nothing but bullsh-t and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something “happy” so you forget about what you just heard.
it is the biggest load of bullsh-t since the oj simpson trial.
“hey zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a tv”.
“hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, it isn”t working”
“hey zack, this is f-cking bullsh-t who gives a sh-t about the “play of the week”
“hey zack these guys are f-ck-offs”
a torture program thats been around for generations thats sadly still used to this day..this program can cause nauseau, pain to the eyes and ears, nose bleeds, migranes, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of genocide, and eventually the murdering of oneself
student1: man i wish we could at least turn this sh-t down its like a channel one concert in here!
student2: dude shut the f-ck up the teachers lookin over here…you know we cant touch that tv…god bless us ..everyone
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