Chantilly Steamer


to take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one’s -n-l cavity. creates a firey sensation and is said to “burn like the d-ckens.” -sses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.
alan: “hey dude, i gave myself the chantilly steamer last night. it felt like a forest fire in my -sshole!”
stu: “d-mn…”

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