chapelbate


(verb,) 1. the act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that paul reuben m-st-rb-t-d in a movie theater, or the way that anthony weiner once m-st-rb-t-d in public. 2. especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by christian fellowship ministries, or the jehovah’s witnesses.
1. i heard you think of bill cosby while you chapelbate. 2. anyone know where to find new material to chapelbate to?

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