chapstick erection
when you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog’s erect p-n-s
person 1: “hey can i borrow your chapstick?”
person 2: “okay here”
person 1: “thank y–aww, god!!”
person 2: “what?”
person 1: “freakin’ chapstick erection.”
person 2: “oh, sorry. not sure how that happened.”
person 1: “eh, it’s alright. was anyone looking?”
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