Chardon
a small, conservative but close knit city perched on a hilltop about 30 miles from cleveland. the maple syrup is great, and there’s a plethora of pizza places, banks, and coffeeshops to choose from. high school kids drive large trucks, have many snow days, and many go on to attend ohio university where they become even more awesome than they were before. kids from chardon will always have a soft spot for their little snowy town, even if they may consider it boring and never changing.
hey bro, is that your tractor in the school parking lot?
-yea, you know how chardon do.
(n.) a shortening of chardonnay, a tasty white wine.
wine prude- “good sir, what have you there?”
gangsta- “chardon, homeskillet! i’m swillin’ like a villain!”
wine prude- “i beg your pardon, young man i was unable to understand you.”
gangsta- “i’m drinking chardonnay, you stuffy f-ck!”
lived in chardon for 19 years…it is small town usa…the type of place that you always want to leave and then when you do you want to go back
home of a great public school football program
small northeastern city in ohio. about 36 miles east of cleveland. chardon is as well the snow belt of ohio. basically they always get blasted by snow
chardon is the capital of geauga county. it is known for their maple syrup and their maple festival.
home of the hilltoppers (a man who climbs hills with his ice axe or something)
chardon hilltoppers snow belt maple festival
small “city” in northeast ohio. home of the hilltoppers.
i went to the maple festival in chardon.. it’s the only exciting thing they have.
a city in northeastern ohio, home of the hilltoppers (topper power!!) sweet football games, the maple festival, excellant (but small) schools and well thats about it 🙂
people of chardon are known as chardonians — go toppers
what occurs to a person upon greatly enjoying some chardonnay. popular amongst housewives in orange county.
oh my god this wine is giving me such a huge chardon right now.
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