Charles Nelson Riley


1. person: the person that defeated chuck norris according to a scene in the weird al yankovic video “cnr”.

2. person: the current successor to / of chuck norris. this is further supported by the fact that the abbreviation “cnr” (see below) resembles the initials of chuck norris “cn”.

3. abbreviation/acronym: cnr – a person whose awesomeness defies logic, performing feats at least on par, or exceeding that of chuck norris as detailed in the “chuck norris facts” series.
noun – “whose awesomeness came first: charles nelson riley or chuck norris?”

noun – “if charles nelson riley killed chuck norris in fiction, but is himself dead in real while chuck norris is not; then who is really more awesome?”

metaphor – “dude, don’t make me go cnr on your sorry soul!!!”

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