Charlie Sheen and the Orphans
an excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. when asked, they say that charlie sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.
carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
mark: i told you, i was fighting charlie sheen.
rob: i saw it, but i forgot to put the video on youtube. charlie sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and mark was like “dude, not cool,” and charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
carl: charlie sheen and the orphans? cool story bro.
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