Chastity Patch


a small smear of excrement surrept-tiously smeared on the back of one’s girlfiend’s neck before a girls’ night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.
the missus was going out on her work christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so i gave her a chast-ty patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.

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