chato
mexican slang for being stoned/lit/high/gone/on cloud 9. basically means you’re stoned.
friend: aayyy man are you chato?
you: h-ll yea im chato as a m-th-f-cka!
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slang noun meaning short, small or stubby in some cases
that homie was chato when he was younger.
in portuguese, “chato” can mean “flat”, “boring” or “annoying”. it is also a slang term for “crabs” (pubic lice).
“i think that hooker gave me chatos, man.”
a “chato” is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he values family and loves little kids. there’s a goofy side to him, but most of the time he’s quiet and reserved. he must get to know a person before he opens up to them. when he falls in love, he does everything he can to care for his girl and love her. the best gift he can give to her is his heart. he’s sweet, tender, and kind. though he may not admit it, he is pretty compet-tive and likes a challenge. he can be very scatter-brained at times, but he can also be extremely focused. beware if he is focused on you…chances are you will find yourself lost in his deep, dark eyes. he is a loyal friend, and you can always trust a “chato.”
girls: whoa, who is that dude?! he’s so mysterious and really cute! how come he doesn’t say much?
best friend: because you have to get to know chato first to see how awesome he is.
slang for ladillas in spanish and or crabs in english
hey man fred went to juarez last nigh and he f-cked a puta, he
probably got some chatos if not worse.
an amazing person with a heart of gold. someone who often doesn’t realize just how much they are worth to those around them. a person who is always looking for perfection, so much so that they have no idea that they have already accomplished it. someone who holds my heart in their hands and makes me thankful everyday that i have been blessed with their presence. chato’s are also usually hispanic with a semi-ghetto aura, big hair on occasion, and a love for asians.
taina: who is dat boy with the hair?
moesha: ohhh dats chato
taina:dayuuuum he is fiiiiiine!
moesha:let’s get it
taina:hahaha y-sss we stay on dat hispanic grind
random asian #1: why is there a hispanic in our cl-ss?
random asian #2: good question.
stoned
tex mex – used in the term “biun chato,” or “i’m stoned.” this phrase is said slowly because, “biun chato.”
old mexican rancher: biun chato…
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another old mexican rancher: biun chato
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