Chav Egg
a collection of eggs, usually of the tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only “trackies” and overall amus-m-nt.
“you got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much”
“eat salmonella chav!”
“i’ve got a chav egg with his name on it”
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